Mahinhing personalidad, lihim na pinagtitilam-tilaman ng patagong tibong tv personality

HAHAHA! Natupad na finally ang lihim na ilusyon ng isang tagong tibong teevee personality. Join na sa rating-less(rating-less raw, o! Hahaha!) na programa ng kanyang alaga ang isang super mahinhing personalidad na naging ka-on for quite sometime ng isang high ranking government official.

Anyway, no offense meant sa mahinhing personalidad, but I don’t think she is the right choice to co-host or co-anchor a showbiz-oriented musical-variety program.

Beautiful and young as she is, she doesn’t have the fire of a Kris Aquino or the vivaciousness of a Toni Gonzales, nor the appealing intelligence and sweetness of a KC Concepcion.

Mabuti nga at nabura na o nai-correct nang konti ang kanyang dati-rati’y thick Bulakenya accent. For if not, wouldn’t it be hilarious to be watching a beautiful woman talking demurely but with such kind of accent to boot? Hahaha!

Nakalimutan ko nga pala, that’s precisely the reason why the outmoded (Hahaha!) teevee personality has favored her over the rest. Hahaha!

Makaluma rin nga pala ang mahinhing personalidad at may puntong Bulakenya kaya feel na feel ng syobaers (syobaers raw, o! Hahahaha!) na teevee personality.

“But you’re forgetting something of vital importance,” so says an out of showbiz friend who is veritably in when it comes to showbiz news and gossips.

“You overlooked the fact na AC/DC ang lola mo. Na oo nga’t feel niya ang mga notrisyus pero dela-dela (lick galore evah! Hahaha!) rin sikya on the side. Hahahaha!

I should know. I was there when these things happen. ‘Di ba naman, Peter Ledesma. Hahahahaha!

Di nga ba’t for a while ay nakachurvahan niya ang isang dating sex symbol na may weight problem (may weight problem daw, o! Hahaha!) kaya palaging siya ang opening number sa kanyang defunct nang showbiz-oriented program noon every Sunday? Hahahaha!

Apart from that, nakipag-oh kuning-kuning sa isang payatolang tiboski ang teevee personality na pero ang over-all effect, mas girlash pa tingnan ang supposed tiboski as compared sa kanya ... Hahahaha!

Ewan! Hakhakhak! How so amusing.

Sa ngayon, talks are avidly circulating to the effect that the aging tiboski (yes, may darling, yesterday’s trade has become today’s competition... Hakhakhak!) has the sweet-imaged personality as her latest target. Hak-hakhak!

Read n’yo ang kanyang columns at wala na siyang sinusulat kundi ang mahinhing personalidad.

Ang tanong, makapasa naman kaya siya? Well, abangan ang susunod na kabanata. Hahahahaha!

Written by Pete Ampoloquio Jr. 
Saturday, 13 November 2010


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